Sunday, April 27, 2008

Are you sure coffee in bed is a good idea?

Yesterday morning mum risked another coffee in bed, after the great coffee incident of a couple of weeks ago. Now I'm not saying that I did what my attorney-at-claw, Queen Meeshka, advised me to do, but mum did find a black hair in her cup. It wasn't hers, she has long blonde hair. It wasn't dad's (although I thought I might use that defence, as he made the coffee in question). Dad has short blonde hair. Salvador has brown and grey and white fur. Since I am the only one with black fur in the family, the finger has been pointed at me again!

*Sigh* I tell you, it's just not fair.

On the plus side, Grandpa came to visit on Friday and I let him pat me and rub my belly. I don't let anyone rub my belly, I hate it. He should feel special. He and mum watched some football game on the telly.

But even more excitingly, my favourite mouse has been found! It's the first one mum ever bought for me when I came to live here. We thought it was lost for good but mum thinks the cleaner found it on Thursday. I don't know where it's been all this time but I'm so happy to have it back. Here's a photo:


BenTheRotti said...

Poor you! you get the blame for everything. I will take the fall, I have short black hair.. it must have been mine! Huffle off the Hook! hehehe

Can you tell your Mum I would be very grateful for that invite, I had more spam scams today!

love, licks and tail-wags,

Ben xxxx

BenTheRotti said...

Oh and i forgot to add.. what did you do to that poor poor mousey?? hehehe

Ben xxxx

Shmoo said...

To the human guardians of Huffle Mawson, Explorer Cat:

Huffle has retained me as legal representation in the case of the black hair in the coffee. You shall cease making threats to my client, who is innocent of such crimes. Coffee is black, it could have stained the hair only making it look like black feline hair. I would also like to point out that fluff does fly and the hair could have landed in the coffee, innocently. It could have also been planted by those in the house who hold grudges against my client.

You will be receiving paperwork asking for defamation damages in the amount of 5 tins of sardines and 1 back of oyster crackers (my fee) in the mail promptly.

Attorney at Claw