Wordless Wednesday

Mancat Monday

Did you see Ruby's post on the weekend?  I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!  I am so very manly.  Here is a picture of me in the jungle to prove how manly I am.

I hope Ruby likes it. She is the prettiest girl I have ever seen.

Saturday Chatter

The other day when Teddy was being tortured trying out my Huffle harness, I had to come outside and snoopervise. This photo is for everyone who keeps asking for a photo of us together.

Notice that I am being FORCED AGAINST MY WILL to be this close to Teddy. In reality, we do not get along at all and I growl at him if he comes within three feet of me. I was growling my head off in this photo, and as soon as dad put me down I gave him the back of disrespect and stalked off.

Thursday on the balcony

A cat never gets any peace. Even when I am trying to have a bath, the pupparazzi are following my every move.

Teddy on Tuesday

A while ago, mum and dad bought a Huffle harness but I am not interested in using it.  So last week they tried it on Teddy instead.

It didn't go well.

Sunning on Sunday

Our garden has been growing very well this year. This is not at all due to mum or dad; they are hopeless gardeners and we all know it. BUT when the garden was renovated in 2009 a water tank and automatic watering system was put in, and this means that mum and dad do not have to remember to water the plants. Which is why my garden is nice and green.

I think it goes nicely with my black furs.

Finally Friday

That little stinker Teddy had his big boy surgery yesterday. Mum and dad hope it will calm him down a bit and stop him jumping on me so much. I certainly hope so, as I am sick of having to always watch out of the corner of my eye in case he is planning an attack on me. Time will tell, I guess.

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Mancat Monday

Hello mummy.

What's that, you want me to pose and be cute? Okay.

Go away now mummy. I'm sleepy.

Sunning on Saturday

It's very important to keep a clean tail at all times.  Actually I'm getting the Teddy germs off it.

Thursday on the balcony

Go away and leave me alone Teddy!

Teddy on Tuesday

As I mentioned the other day, last weekend I did something so naughty mum was speechless.  Here are the pictures to show you what happened.

It's not my fault. Mum left the cupboard door open so I did what any good HULA member would do.

Sunday Awards

Today is just about the proudest day in my whole entire life. Last week, Queen Meeshka inducted me into HULA! I could just about burst with excitement.

To celebrate my best achievement so far, I have spread my secret husky fluff all over the clean laundry, and this weekend I did something so naughty mum can't even speak about it yet. I'll show you that later.  I just know that Meeshka is going to be proud of me.

Go away Teddy, it's my turn now!

Huffle here, to tell you that a) I have been a member of HULA for longer than that little brat has been alive, and b) my friend Princess Jasmine has given me an award!

It's the Awesome Blog award and I am meant to tell you 7 things about me.

1. Teddy and I do NOT get along.
2. I spend 23 hours and 47 minutes a day sleeping.
3. The rest of the time I am eating, or demanding ham from dad.
4. Sardinie is missing again, and I think I know who to blame.
5. I have heard mum and dad mention the M - moving - word recently.
6. I do not like change.  I hope they remember that.
7. Mum and dad call me the best cat.  Because I am.

I am supposed to give this to 15 friends, but I really think you can all share it today.  Just don't give it to Teddy, he doesn't deserve it.

Finally Friday

It has been a very long week here.  It rained a lot which means I wasn't able to escape outside to get away from the monster Teddy.  He has been in a lot of timeouts because he is so naughty.  And he keeps jumping on me.

However, I now have the perfect Teddy-sized box and I am willing to post him anywhere in the world if you want him!

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