Example number 1:
The other night when mum got home from work, I waited until she sat down on the couch and then I head butted her and clawed at her for half an hour. No reason why, I just felt like it.
Example number 2:
Mum has tried to thwart my clawing of her hair by cutting it all off (it used to be very long and now it's only just shoulder length). I won't let that stop me! Last night, instead of clawing her hair to get under the doona, I clawed her back instead. She has a lovely decorative scratch on it now. And I still got to go under the doona!
Example number 3:
There was a black hair in her coffee this morning. I'm just saying'...
You ROCK, Huffle!
Your fellow HULA members must be proud of you.
Oh Huffle, you are doing such an excellent job!!! Keep up the good work!!
You are doing a great job. Don't forget the random pounces. When she's not looking, remember to sock her with your paw and pounce to start a wrestling affair.
Soon to be Spoiled,
Put another shrimp on the barby, ill ya mate? what a black beauty. On Friday the 13ths around here people are advised to keep black cats inside so that weirdos don't hurt them. Alex and Boru have stripes cuz they're Maine Coon cats but we don't think that's like HULA stripes. Hawaiian cats have HULA stripes.
Jubal-JEB-Homer-Shelby-Jack-Abby-Max-Shiloh-Alex-Boru and Jenny
We are so glad you are part of the HULA HOOP! Oh, and fur in the coffee... NICE! Now... you need to start getting it into the humans eye! Sitka does it all the time and my mom has to go in there and fight to get it out!
Claw her face. Mom's love that.
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