You will not believe what mum and dad are doing to me today. First, they're making me go to the v-e-t. That's not what I want to do with my weekend.
Then, they're going to visit Charlie and Opy's mum and dad! But they're not taking me with them! I don't think that's very fair at all.
I'll be sulking on the bed this afternoon. Tomorrow, if I feel up to it, I might tell you about my vet visit.