Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Polie is sacked

Last night I was taking some time out to squash mum by sitting on her chest. Someone (obviously it wasn't mum since I was sitting on her) got out the new flashy beast and took a photo. And where was Polie in all of this? Fast asleep in the couch.
Even more frightening, look at what mum is wearing. Sleepy pants! How embarrassing!!!

Grrreta had a great suggestion for Polie yesterday. She said he'd be more bodyguard-like if he had dark glasses on. Well, we tried that and had no success. See?
Maybe it would have been better if I didn't steal mum's designer sunglasses to give Polie.


Shmoo said...

Not much of a guard bear if you ask me, even with the sunglasses.

Ok, as far as the sleepy pants go, you must shed as much fur as catly possible on them. Even if you have to pull it out, throw as much fur on them... sure, she won't take them off, but at least you'll be comfortable.

Love the chic new banner picture, your eyes look very evil and plotting.


My Two Best Friends said...

MEOW Huffle

I can't believe Polie didn't protect you from the silly camera. What good is he?

Sleepy Pants - What was your Mom thinking? But were they comfortable for sitting on, that's the important thing.

Mama, MrSippi and Carolina

Mr. Hendrix said...

uh oh, it looks like Polie got caught up in all the famousness of being a bodyguard.
still, we could bring him to the movie cause he looks comfy to lay on. he can also whap beans out of the seats we want.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I guess woo are on your own!

Would you like some of my great fuzz to spread on your mum's sleepy pants?

I hope you're training fur the weekend!!!!


Princess Eva and Brice said...

You need to trade Polie in for a new bodyguard. Apparently, someone bribed him to look the other way.

Princess Eva

Suka said...

Poor little Polie.


Simcha said...

Polie would be nuthing but stuffing sprawled over the floor in my house:) Get em Huffle!

Anonymous said...

We like sleeping pants, Huffle. They're very snuggable!

The Army of Four said...

Yeah, I think it was a good decision to sack him. He was such a layabout. Not that there's anything WRONG with being a layabout, but not when there's a job to be done!
Hey, if you win the scarf Steve and Kat are offering up, I offered to have my mom brush Amber for you. She's still blowing coat, so there's plenty. Just don't tell her I'm setting her up, OK?
OH! And Mom is going to email your mom later. She had Dave look at some fabs for a bag for your mom!
Play bows,
Your best pup pal,

Anonymous said...

Mom says.... AHHHH Sleepy Pants. Speaking of which, she is wearing some right now. Sheesh!

Daisy said...

I want to be like Donald Trump and say, "Polie, you're FIRED!" But in a nicer way.

The Daily Echo said...

Polie really needs to meet the unemployment line. He's certainly not very motivated.

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

My mom says your mom has good taste in sleepy pants. (My mom likes purple). I like any sleepy pants where my mom can still feel my claws through the fabric.


Anonymous said...

NEWS FLASH - Polie isn't just sacked; he's stuffed. Perhaps if he went on a diet he'd be more mobile. - TBH

Jack & Moo said...

We know this is an older post, but we wanted the scoop on Polie, after you mentioned him Jack's Pengie & your Polie would probably have a great time on a play date. Since he's no longer on guard duty, perhaps Polie would be free next Friday?

Wooos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo