So I have hired Polie to be my bodyguard. It's his job to protect me from the pupparazzi and the giant flashy thing that has moved into our house. Yesterday, I was taking a nap on mum and dad's bed and Polie was supposed to watch over me.
He's not very good, is he? He is supposed to chase away the pupparazzi or put his giant paw in their faces to stop them taking photos... and look what happens. I think he was sleeping on the job!
Does anyone know any good bodyguard training courses?