Last night I was taking some time out to squash mum by sitting on her chest. Someone (obviously it wasn't mum since I was sitting on her) got out the new flashy beast and took a photo. And where was Polie in all of this? Fast asleep in the couch.
Even more frightening, look at what mum is wearing. Sleepy pants! How embarrassing!!!
Grrreta had a great suggestion for Polie yesterday. She said he'd be more bodyguard-like if he had dark glasses on. Well, we tried that and had no success. See?
Maybe it would have been better if I didn't steal mum's designer sunglasses to give Polie.
Not much of a guard bear if you ask me, even with the sunglasses.
Ok, as far as the sleepy pants go, you must shed as much fur as catly possible on them. Even if you have to pull it out, throw as much fur on them... sure, she won't take them off, but at least you'll be comfortable.
Love the chic new banner picture, your eyes look very evil and plotting.
I can't believe Polie didn't protect you from the silly camera. What good is he?
Sleepy Pants - What was your Mom thinking? But were they comfortable for sitting on, that's the important thing.
Mama, MrSippi and Carolina
uh oh, it looks like Polie got caught up in all the famousness of being a bodyguard.
still, we could bring him to the movie cause he looks comfy to lay on. he can also whap beans out of the seats we want.
I guess woo are on your own!
Would you like some of my great fuzz to spread on your mum's sleepy pants?
I hope you're training fur the weekend!!!!
You need to trade Polie in for a new bodyguard. Apparently, someone bribed him to look the other way.
Poor little Polie.
Polie would be nuthing but stuffing sprawled over the floor in my house:) Get em Huffle!
We like sleeping pants, Huffle. They're very snuggable!
Yeah, I think it was a good decision to sack him. He was such a layabout. Not that there's anything WRONG with being a layabout, but not when there's a job to be done!
Hey, if you win the scarf Steve and Kat are offering up, I offered to have my mom brush Amber for you. She's still blowing coat, so there's plenty. Just don't tell her I'm setting her up, OK?
OH! And Mom is going to email your mom later. She had Dave look at some fabs for a bag for your mom!
Your best pup pal,
Mom says.... AHHHH Sleepy Pants. Speaking of which, she is wearing some right now. Sheesh!
I want to be like Donald Trump and say, "Polie, you're FIRED!" But in a nicer way.
Polie really needs to meet the unemployment line. He's certainly not very motivated.
My mom says your mom has good taste in sleepy pants. (My mom likes purple). I like any sleepy pants where my mom can still feel my claws through the fabric.
NEWS FLASH - Polie isn't just sacked; he's stuffed. Perhaps if he went on a diet he'd be more mobile. - TBH
We know this is an older post, but we wanted the scoop on Polie, after you mentioned him Jack's Pengie & your Polie would probably have a great time on a play date. Since he's no longer on guard duty, perhaps Polie would be free next Friday?
Wooos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo
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