My new bodyguard has arrived! He got here during the week and has been doing bodyguard training with ASIO ever since. I think he's ready to take on the job.
I was just sitting, minding my own business, getting toasty, when the pupparazzi appeared. Oh no!
Mr Mouse appeared out of nowhere and told the pupparazzi to go away and stop bothering me.
But they didn't listen so when they tried to take another photo, Mr Mouse jumped in front of me so no-one could get another pupparazzi shot!
I think he's got a big future being my bodyguard. You know what they say: good things come in small packages.