Not a good cat at all

Teddy tried to tell you all how awesome he is and how clever and funny and cute... but he left out all the stuff where he behaves like a complete doofus.

Like this:



And this:



And this, this and this:







And this one:



And let's not forget his finest moment since arriving in this family:



Seriously. A complete doofus.

Silly Saturday

I am sitting like a good boy.  Now please serve me my dinner at the table.