Invader

I was happily sitting, having a bath... (notice the extra foot has reappeared, growing out of my head again)

When I spotted something suspicious behind me...

Hey, where did that come from?

I'll get you, you pesky tail. How dare you follow me around?

Ha, gotcha!

What mum? What do you mean, "it's attached to me"?
Oh. Okay.

Isn't that a lovely bit of honorary husky fluff on the floor there?