So while mum and dad were away, Uncle Heath came and stayed with me. We had a very good time and he even fed me organic roast chicken for dinner. When mum tried to give me regular roast chicken after they came home, I wouldn't eat it. Ha!
Uncle Heath also played red dot with me, and I slept next to him on the bed every night.
Well, except for when I was visiting my bestest friend Zimmie. But please don't tell mum and dad about that, okay?
Also: they did not bring me any presents from China, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan or Russia. This is Very Bad News.
