I have just found out that in two weeks, my mum and dad are going away on holidays and leaving me alone for ONE WHOLE MONTH! How can they do this to me?
Oh sure, Uncle Heath is coming to stay with me and look after me while they're gone, but he doesn't know how to help me blog. What if he forgets to buy me ham? Does he know about the red dot game? Will he remember the bedtime routine?
And I hope mum and dad have told him the rules of this house!
Rule #1: Huffle is in charge.
Rule #2: see Rule #1.
This is terrible. What am I going to do?