Thursday, December 24, 2009

How to deal with the pupparazzi

The other day I was minding my own business lying in the garden bed, dreaming about the evil birds, when the pupparazzi showed up.
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So I yelled at them and told them to go away.
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Only, that didn't work, so I quietly showed them my claws and all of a sudden, no pupparazzi. I wonder why.
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45 comments:

Sweet Praline said...

Those are some wicked looking claws.

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Shoot...we'd run too at the sight of those massive (yey pristine) claws!!! If we can't get around...want to wish you and your family a Meowy Chrismouse!!!

The Whiskeratti said...

Hmmm.... those claws are pretty ferocious! Excellent work, Huffle.

Jasmim said...

these claws scare any paparazzi!

Daisy said...

Showing your teeths and clawrs is a great strategy, Huffle!

Wild Dingo said...

are woo related to sean penn??
~wags-n-wiggles~
wild dingo

the casbah kitten said...

We think that's 5 good reasons for them to leave! Cool. We like the teeths too...they're awesome.

Catline Crew said...

Those teeth and claws would scare us.

Fambly kittens said...

We are thinkin' that your paws 'n claws got the message out to the puparazzzi loud and clear! WOWZA!

The Thundering Herd said...

Woo - we are out of here for sure.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

WOW!!!!!! Pawsome claws!!!!!!
Scaring the puparazzi!! hahahahahaha
MERRY CHRISTMAS to all your family !!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

oorvi said...

Wow...what a header! When I clicked the link to your blog, I didn't expect to see such magnificence! You are beautiful!

I am here because Mercury, one of the humans that I live with loves cats! I too am the cat-loving kind of dog...so I hope that you'll allow me to be your friend. (Those claws...I mean...they do scare me a bit.)

A Merry Christmas to you and your humans:)

Licks and Wags,
Oorvi

Sónia Mendes said...

My, what big claws you have and teeth too. Mery Christmas Huffle.

Feline kisses from Gotchi

Cats in trees said...

Those are some mighty claws.

Danielle said...

I think the pupparazzi retreated was because of the claws! They are a mighty fine peice of craft. Maybe the birdies would retreat if they saw your claws.

Stella said...

This pupparazzi you speak of, is this anyone besides your Mom taking pics of you. If so, how do they get into your garden?

If its somebody else taking pics, the toofers and the claws ought to do it, if its your Mom, you are wasting your time . She is gonna take pics when she wants to period.

Kisses,
Stella, just sayin' how it is.

Mr Koda MD said...

My dog Huffle! You left me shaking in my boots (If I had boots). Those are some nasty looking fangs and claws!!!!!!!!

I better be very careful.

Your pal Koda

The OP Pack said...

Hmmmmm, think those claws are just what you need to chase them away.

Happy Holidays to you and your family.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

Derby said...

They know when to leave before they get all scratched up.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khan woo feel me shaking 'round The World?

Those Fangs!
Those Khlaws!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

Wow, what big claws you have, no birdie would be safe once you had your sights set on getting them.

I am having trouble sending you your VSquillion. Your request has been completed but the yahoo monster isn't letting it go through. If you could email me at:
gracie1915@yahoo.com
then I can send to you I bet. I would like to get to you so you would have your VSquillion for Christmas.
Thanks.

SophieKitty said...

The claws with that look is very menacing. And effective!

Lorenza said...

Huffle!
That is a pawesome way to deal with the pupparazzi!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Suka said...

hey Huffle Mawson,

You scare me!

I am happy you found out a way to rid yourself of those bothersome pupparazzi! But...how will we ever see photos of you again since you scared them all off? I wonder what Huffle withdrawl will feel like?

Suka

The Island Cats said...

Wow! We woulda ran too if we saw those claws!!

Misha said...

If you weren't so cute, I'd be scared!

Ozark Mountain Cats said...

Meowy Christmas to you! Becareful wif those claws. You don't want to scare Santa claws.

Olivia si Tudor said...

Very funny! :)

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Yikes! If those claws and teeth don't do the trick, you are in trouble!!

Parker said...

Huffle, you sure know how to get your "point" across!
HaHaHaHaHa!
Holiday smoochies!

Batu said...

I am so impressed with how you handled this Huffle!

Forever Foster said...

We don't blame the pups for leaving you alone after that display or ferociousness.

Furkidsmom said...

We think those teeth and big claws would scare anybuddy!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Jeannie said...

Wow those are some pawsome claws! You have figured out how to use them wisely.

Have a Merry Christmas Huffle. I know you will be warm and toasty "down under".

Dusty.

Purrfect Haven said...

good grief! claws to die by...
Yours admiringly, Darcy and Bingley

Eric and Flynn said...

The purrparazzi are sensible not to argue with those claws.

Sakura said...

Happy Christmas!
:)

Poppy Q said...

Wow, Huffle have you been sharpening them on the furniture? They look dangerous!!

Merry Christmas my Aussie friend.

Julie and Poppy Q
xxxxxxxxxx

wildcatwoodscats said...

Ver scary Huffle! Happy Holidays to a ferocious kitty!

CatLadyDiary.com said...

The Claws, the claws!! Very impressive Heff!

The Army of Four said...

MAN, how I wish I could do that with my claws! That is AWESOME!
Play bows,
Zim

oldwhitelady said...

We loved that marvelous story. Those pictures are terrific. We thought your teeth and claws look sharp and dangerous. We don't blame the pupparazzi for running once you showed those beauties.

Owl's cats.

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Wow, you sent them scurrying for cover...wild thang!

Cliff and Olivia said...

Vicious. We like that.

The Bumpass Hounds said...

Our paparazzi would've been gone at the sight of the fangs, the claws would've have not been needed. Physical violence threats work wonders.
- TBH&K