Sunday, February 22, 2009

Ask Huffle

My fellow black cat Mr Hendrix asked me: What do you think is the best part about being a House Panther?

I think that the best part of being a House Panther is being black, and therefore cool. Black is the new black for this season, the fashionistas say, so we are very stylish. Also stupid people are afraid of black cats so we know only nice and smart people can be our friends. Plus, we can color-coordinate with just about anything, or any one, or anykitty or anypup. We are very versatile.

My dear friend Fin asked: If you could be any color (other than black) what color would you be?

I think, Fin, that I would be purple. Purple is my favourite colour, and just think how famous I would be, being the only purple kitty in the world! I could get a full time assistant who could bring me ham and mouses on demand. That sounds pretty good to me.

And my new friend Jeter Harris asked: wut hav u explored? an hav u ever climbed a tree, walked on da roof, an climbed thru da bafroom window?

Jeter, I have explored the entire house, including all the cupboards and under the beds and in the shower. I have also explored my back yard (which isn't very big, so it didn't take long). I have also been over the back fence to check out the neighbour's yards, but I don't go next door because they have a dog that barks at me all the time. I have climbed a tree (the neighbours on the other side) but I haven't been on the roof because we live in a tall narrow house that is two storeys high and I can't get up there! Plus I think mum would freak out if I tried. I have not climbed in through the bathroom window because it's one of those stupid ones that doesn't open, but I have come in the kitchen window a few times. Mostly I use my cat door though, it's a lot easier because it's Huffle height.

These are the last three questions I have in the Ask Huffle file. It's taken me a while to get through them but I hope I haven't missed anypup or anykitty! If you asked me a question and I haven't answered it, I'm sorry, remind me again what it was and I will answer!

15 comments:

meemsnyc said...

Black cats are cool!!

Randi Lyn A. said...

Huffle, woo are too cool. Woo would coordinate great with us pups. And purple is our favorite color too. WOOOOOO Panther Cat!!

WOOOO woo rar rar rar,
Kayla and Maebe

The Army of Four said...

Wait 'til I tell Dave! He said lime green is the new black!
Play bows,
Zim
Honorary Kitty Cat!

The Thundering Herd said...

Our hu-aunt (our hu dad's sister) had a black cat for 18 years, so maybe we are the bad luck???

We do have a question for you. Do you have any comment on this story:

http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/god_dog.html

Grrreta said...

You are very right that black cats are very stylish. You are very smart to not try to get on the roof. I did that once, and now I am grounded for life.

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

thank u, huffle, fer anserin mi kweschunz. i enjoyed reedin wut u had to say.
personally, i enjoy da roof.
sumday, i hope u havva chance to enjoy a roof, too.
luv--yer frend--jh

The Bumpass Hounds said...

We know that you are sofistycated and stylistic. Are you hard to keep clean? Do you show a lot of lint like say a black car or black dress? Do you require a lot of grooming?
- TBH

Princess Eva and Brice, the Duke of Destruction said...

Black is always in style.


Princess Eva

The OP Pack said...

Black is furry cool, Mom wears black pants almost evfurry day - and we love to help adorn them with our fur.

Sounds like woo are very adventurous with all the places woo have explored. We think it is furry smart of woo not to test out roof climbing.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Hmmmmmm....

Do woo really taste like chikhken?


Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I'm so relieved to find out that I'm still fashionable. Thanks for the info, Huffle!

Wilbur hasn't been on the roof of our house (that we know of), but he has been on the roof of the shed. Hey, weren't you on the roof of the shed with him when you visited? I'm pretty sure I saw you there.

Kat

PS. I hope I didn't just let your mom find out you traveled the world.

Angus Mhor said...

Huffle-Huffle, I think you'd be a gorgeous Purple Kitty. You could have the world as your oyster if you were purple! Shoot, you could eat oysters!

I will miss you, my Huffle-ette, and am very sorry that your 'rents are leaving you, too. I'll have so much to tell when mom gets back..and you will, too!

Parker said...

I'm just sitting here wondering what you would look like being purple...

Fin said...

Purple with a black collar, oh Huffle you would be just lovely!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Great answers Huffle!!!! Black is cool!!!!!!!!! So is purple ;)
Though one of us thinks Tortie is a great colour! :o
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie