I had two questions from the Bumpass Hounds and Kitties last week.
First, Boru (a VERY handsome mancat) asked me for my phone number. I'm blushing! Mum says I am not allowed to post our phone number on the interweb, but you can email me any time Boru.
Second, J.E.B. asked how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer to that question is seven. An alternative answer is: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.