Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Polie is fairly useless

So I have hired Polie to be my bodyguard. It's his job to protect me from the pupparazzi and the giant flashy thing that has moved into our house. Yesterday, I was taking a nap on mum and dad's bed and Polie was supposed to watch over me.



He's not very good, is he? He is supposed to chase away the pupparazzi or put his giant paw in their faces to stop them taking photos... and look what happens. I think he was sleeping on the job!

Does anyone know any good bodyguard training courses?

15 comments:

GRRRETA said...

I think he needs dark sunglasses and an earpiece so he looks more like a bodyguard. That might work to scare off the pupparazzi.

Mickey said...

I think Polie is a camera hound!!! He likes it!!!! Ut oh!!!!!!
That's a problem,heehee
Now what?
Purrs Mickey

meemsnyc said...

Awwww, cute bodyguard!

One of the pack said...

Some body guards are just for looks. Maybe Polie falls into that category!

Keep your claws sharpened.

Witty Kitty

Suka said...

hey Huffle Mawson,

Maybe the Kung Fu bunnies can teach Polie a few moves. Or I can share some of my newly acquired Ninja moves with him. But my nose tells me that Polie could be a Huffle Mawson groupie pretending to be a bodyguard. With fame comes groupies!

Suka

DEBRA said...

Huffle

You're too adorable not to get pictures of!

Purrs
Abby

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Anyway....what all the khats and Suka be sayin'

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Kathryn and Ari said...

Never trust a big white bear. He is a cuttie, though!

Huffle, thanks for the suggestion about including Ari's feline housemates in her blog. We'll dedicate a post to them this weekend!

catsynth said...

Looks like he wants to get in on the photo action :)

Daisy said...

Yes, Polie appears to need much, much, much more training!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Don't worry Huffle. I have something up my paw that will help you out A LOT! You'll find out on Saturday.

Meow,
Wilbur

The Army of Four said...

Hmm, I don't think you can trust him, Huffle! You saw what one of his cousins did to me!
It sounds like Wilbur's got a good plan. I hope it works!
Play bows,
Zim

Sweet Praline said...

Looks like Polie may like the flashy thing! You may need to become his bodyguard. Hee! Hee!

Simcha said...

I wouldn't trust Polie. He could be selling all your secrets to the pupperazzi.

Simcha

Bumpass Hounds said...

Hey ya Huffle,
It's obvious to us that Polie is on the take with them Puparatzi guys; he's double dipping - getting paid of by both of youse. What y'all need ta do is go and hire that Kevin Costner guy. We seen him in a movie called "The Bodygurad" and he didn't have not trpouble keeping them puparatzi away from Whitney Houston.
-Homer J. - Jubal - JEB - Shelby - Jack - Abby - Max - Shiloh - Alex - Boru - Jenny = The Bimpass Hound (TBH)