He's not very good, is he? He is supposed to chase away the pupparazzi or put his giant paw in their faces to stop them taking photos... and look what happens. I think he was sleeping on the job!
Does anyone know any good bodyguard training courses?
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Polie is fairly useless
So I have hired Polie to be my bodyguard. It's his job to protect me from the pupparazzi and the giant flashy thing that has moved into our house. Yesterday, I was taking a nap on mum and dad's bed and Polie was supposed to watch over me.
He's not very good, is he? He is supposed to chase away the pupparazzi or put his giant paw in their faces to stop them taking photos... and look what happens. I think he was sleeping on the job!
Does anyone know any good bodyguard training courses?
He's not very good, is he? He is supposed to chase away the pupparazzi or put his giant paw in their faces to stop them taking photos... and look what happens. I think he was sleeping on the job!
Does anyone know any good bodyguard training courses?
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I think he needs dark sunglasses and an earpiece so he looks more like a bodyguard. That might work to scare off the pupparazzi.
I think Polie is a camera hound!!! He likes it!!!! Ut oh!!!!!!
That's a problem,heehee
Now what?
Purrs Mickey
Awwww, cute bodyguard!
Some body guards are just for looks. Maybe Polie falls into that category!
Keep your claws sharpened.
Witty Kitty
hey Huffle Mawson,
Maybe the Kung Fu bunnies can teach Polie a few moves. Or I can share some of my newly acquired Ninja moves with him. But my nose tells me that Polie could be a Huffle Mawson groupie pretending to be a bodyguard. With fame comes groupies!
Suka
Huffle
You're too adorable not to get pictures of!
Purrs
Abby
Anyway....what all the khats and Suka be sayin'
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Never trust a big white bear. He is a cuttie, though!
Huffle, thanks for the suggestion about including Ari's feline housemates in her blog. We'll dedicate a post to them this weekend!
Looks like he wants to get in on the photo action :)
Yes, Polie appears to need much, much, much more training!
Don't worry Huffle. I have something up my paw that will help you out A LOT! You'll find out on Saturday.
Meow,
Wilbur
Hmm, I don't think you can trust him, Huffle! You saw what one of his cousins did to me!
It sounds like Wilbur's got a good plan. I hope it works!
Play bows,
Zim
Looks like Polie may like the flashy thing! You may need to become his bodyguard. Hee! Hee!
I wouldn't trust Polie. He could be selling all your secrets to the pupperazzi.
Simcha
Hey ya Huffle,
It's obvious to us that Polie is on the take with them Puparatzi guys; he's double dipping - getting paid of by both of youse. What y'all need ta do is go and hire that Kevin Costner guy. We seen him in a movie called "The Bodygurad" and he didn't have not trpouble keeping them puparatzi away from Whitney Houston.
-Homer J. - Jubal - JEB - Shelby - Jack - Abby - Max - Shiloh - Alex - Boru - Jenny = The Bimpass Hound (TBH)
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