Monday mutterings

I have nothing exciting to report today. Mum has still not taken me to Kansas to visit Zimmie so I am home pouting in my Huffle bed.

Yesterday mum tried to take some more photos of me. She forgets that I got very good marks in my classes at Stormy's school of siberian studies. These are a few of the results:

Mum says please ignore the weeds, they are the only things growing in our garden at the moment. Apparently weeds don't need water.

Then I felt a bit sorry for her so I gave her this pose:
It was really windy last night at home so I stayed tucked up in my Huffle bed where it's safe. I don't like the wind, it messes up my fur.

Sunday Scratchings

Last night mum and dad went out again. That's TWO nights in a row they've been out and left me alone in this house. Frankly, it's not good enough and I will be complaining to the RSPCA as soon as I can steal mum's mobile phone.

This morning mum did redeem herself by letting me sleep on her lap under the doona while she drank her coffee in bed. I was even really well behaved and didn't spill any or anything!

Princess Eva and her new brother Brice got to meet my best friend Zimmie this weekend. I'm so jealous! I want to go to Kansas too. Mum says it's a very long way from Melbourne; you can't get there by bus or anything like that. I still say we should go.

Salvador is still being put outside when mum and dad go out. It makes life very peaceful for me during the day.

Friday Follies

Because I live at the bottom of the world, I get to experience Friday long before any of you do. I can tell you that it's a bit cold and mum and dad are going to be home late from work. But it's all okay, I am tucked up in my Huffle bed with my laptop nearby so I can surf the interweb when I want to.


I'll just go and check if mum has left her plastic card at home so I can do some shopping on eBay. My friend Witty Kitty needs some help escaping from all those foster pups. And I need to buy a satellite navigation system for Ammy and Zim so they don't get lost on the way to my house.

And I think I passed my Khyraese khlass, Khyra said I did very well so I think I am allowed to put the logo on my blog.

Khlass in Khyraese

This is me watching TV and looking at the interweb reading Khyra's khlass on the Ao4's blog.

I had to lie down so I khould khoncentrate very hard on what Khyra and Stormy were saying! I think I understand what is needed to speak Khyraese so I hope I khan get my logo and proudly display it on my blog too!

I only have one khwestion: have Zim and Ammy gotten lost on their way to my house? I haven't seen any sign of them yet!

Mid week mayhem

Huffle has scary eyes! Well, can you see how they are reflected in the big shiny tiles that I am lying on? I was a bit tired last night after chasing that stupid red dot around for ages; I'm trying to kill it but for some reason I can never quite get it. But I will keep trying! And look how my eyes look shiny and blue. They're not really, they are more greeny-yellow. And they generally don't glow like that.

Salvador was put out the back door this morning when mum and dad left for work. Ha!

Did I mention I have my very own computer now? Mum got her new iMac thingy a few weeks ago so she has let me use the Sony Vaio for my blog. It's very good, and we have wireless internet so I can have the laptop in bed with me, even when I'm upstairs guarding the spare bed (MY bed) from intruders.

Ha Ha Salvador's in trouble!

Salvador is in BIG trouble at the moment. Dad got home last night from work and discovered that Salvador had left him a "present" in his wardrobe. Dad knew it wasn't me because I always use my litterbox. Salvador now cannot be left in the house alone (which means less opportunity for him to torment me).

Ammy, Zim, Khyra and Lola, I'm having mum bake us some cookies for when you get here. How long does it take to drive from Kansas to Australia? And remember, Melbourne is at the bottom of the country so it might take even longer.

Mum tried to take some photos of me last night. But I wasn't in the mood. I kept looking at her but as soon as I saw the flashy thing on her camera go off, I would look away:
So that is a lovely picture of the top of my head.

Monday morning huffing

It's Monday morning which means mum and dad have gone to work and I am left to my own devices in the house. What should I do?

Let's face it, I'll probably end up doing this:
Somepuppy's comments yesterday suggested that Salvador and I should pose for a picture together. Let me tell you right now that is never going to happen. He doesn't like me and only comes near me to hit me. So I stay away from him. If Lola or Ammy want to come over and "play" with him, please feel free! I'll be home every evening this week to open the front door. And this is a pup-friendly house, mum loves pups and so does dad.

Poo Face Salvador

Some of you yesterday said you had never seen a picture of Salvador before. That's because he is mean to me and this is my blog, not his! But just to show you that I can share, here is another picture of him looking mean.

You can't really tell from the pictures but he is a lot bigger than I am. In this picture he is sitting on top of his cat tower and plotting the downfall of everyone in this house (he forgets that mum buys the food and dad gives it to him).

Today mum had coffee in bed and I nearly spilt it everywhere! I jumped on her lap and headbutted her hand that was holding the coffee cup. It was nearly a coffee tsunami in the bed. It would have been really funny. But because she managed not to spill any, I dipped my tail in when she wasn't looking and she found some black furs at the bottom.

Today is cold and rainy so I'll be doing this all day...

Saturday sleepiness

It's been a busy week in Huffleland, what with Grandpa being in hospital and all. The good news is he will be going home on Monday and should make a complete recovery! Mum is very happy and so is Grandma. Thankyou everyone for your kind thoughts. They definitely helped!

I want to show you a picture of Salvador the poo-face. Here he is hogging dad's lap.

Doesn't he know that's MY dad and MY lap? Only I'm allowed to sit on dad's lap and look pathetic like that. Although, he does look kind of dorky so we can all laugh at him.

It's pretty cold outside today so I am going to spend all day in my Huffle bed and relax. Mum had coffee in bed this morning but I didn't go and share it (sorry Zim) because I was busy napping in my own bed.

Farewell Niki

Run free across the Rainbow Bridge Niki.

Grandpa health update

Some of you might not know that my grandpa (mum's dad) has been in hospital lately. That's like the V-E-T for humans. He had a tumour on his pit-woo-itary gland and had to have it removed. He is recovering from his operation well and the doctor and surgeon said he should be fine - they are very sure that the tumour is be-nine (I thought there was only one?) and mum says that is a good thing.

My grandpa is the only one who is allowed to rub my belly so he better get well soon! Nobody knows why I let him rub my belly - I don't even let mum or dad do it - and I'm not telling!

Daily Blogger Award

My very cool friends the Army of Four gave me an award. Me - Huffle Mawson! It's so exciting, I've only had one award in my life (and that was from our President-elect Turbo).


I'm a daily blogger! I try really hard to do interesting things so I have something to write about every day, but sometimes it's a bit hard when you have to keep up a busy napping schedule like mine.

Thanks to Stormy, Ammy, Zimmie and Dave for giving it to me. The Ao4 and Queen Meeshka were my inspiration for joining the blogging world so this is very cool.

I'd like to pass this award on to Queen Meeshka, in fact. Although she doesn't blog every single day, she blogs enough to keep us all entertained and she is the HULA Hoop Ringleader!

Huffing about

Did you see my best pup-bud Zimmie's post today? He looks so cool with those glasses! I'm gonna claw mum to see if she's got any lying around that I could wear.

This is what I did yesterday after my big Sunday of napping:

Notice my Stormy pose!

I had another photo to show you but blogger won't let me upload it today for some reason. Very annoying!

What I did on Sunday

This is what I did on Sunday morning:

This is what I did on Sunday after lunch:

This is what I did on Sunday afternoon:
You can't tell from this photo but my Huffle bed is right in front of the big telly so I was watching a movie with mum.

This morning I am going to have another nap to recover from my busy Sunday activities!

Purrr S: I'm not sure if I was clear about the Cat Pack. You don't have to be a cat to become a member - and there are no entrance exams or anything like that. The requirements are not as strict as HULA.