Monday learnings

Mum always tells me off when I jump on the coffee table, and says things like, "get down Huffle, you know you're not allowed up there". BUT then she goes and gets the flashy beast to take a photo.

So what's a cat supposed to do?

Vicious Table

You won't believe this but the other night I was just hanging out, sitting next to the coffee table, when it jumped out and attacked me! I had to get my revenge.
Then mum asked me what I was doing. Huh? No, I'm not attacking the table mum.
Then I just sat here with this cute pose so no-one would suspect our coffee table is a killer. I'll be keeping my eye on it, don't you worry.