Showing posts with label Maryland. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Maryland. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

All hail the Queen

Do I really need to explain where I am today? I've made it to Merryland and here I am at Queen Meeshka's house!
I've laughed at the mutatoe Loki, played with the spineless bionic hip pup Sam, and now I am resting on the balcony with Meeshka listening to her instructions about how to get rid of poo-face Salvador. It's a secret and I can't tell you. You'll have to wait til I get home from my tour.
The human woman has even fed us oyster crackers (so that's what they taste like!) which don't actually taste like oysters at all, and we had a nap and played in the yard and I shredded some kleenex... it's been a great day.