I have just found out that in two weeks' time, my mum and dad are going away on holiday AGAIN and I am being abandoned AGAIN.
How could they desert me? If you would like to apply to be my new family, please email me your credentials, including your feelings about ham.
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Huffle, that's just wrong. Inconsiderate! Good luck finding the new hoomins.
Oh no! We hope they set your sitter up with plenty of extra special noms.
PS We could have a house trashing party while your humans are gone! Just kidding. :)
Oh, Huffle... such news!
May I just tell you -- yes, again -- that you are very beautiful!
Oh no..Huffle that is just not good at all. We have lots of ham in the refrigerator. I looked earlier cause mom sent to the store the other day and got plenty of it. Come on over!!! Lots of love, Holly and mom
Well, that just totally stinks! You should come back over here. I'm not allowed to have ham, so you can have my share!
Play bows,
Zim
We heard that there is going to be a turkey AND a ham at the big Thanksgiving Day feast next week, so we are sure we could accommodate that need quite well, Huffle.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
I heartily endorse ham, and all pork products for that matter. Huffle, you really need to go on holiday yourself. Come to California, I will show you around.
Huffle, Just wonder who is going to look after you.
Cat Sister or Cat Hotel ?
Huffle you would be more than welcome here. We always have ham because Ali Z likes it furry much, you know. The only problem I can see is that you don't like cold furry much and we are getting into our cold snowy season. But if you could handle it, our house is warm and we have lots of blankets and quilts on our beds. So come on. You know we love you.
Kisses,
Stella, Jo and especially Ali Z
What, again?! There should be strict regulations -- one holiday every decade and that's it.
P.S. We all love ham here....But you'd have to put up with cold temps!
The injustice of it all!! We never leave our eight kitties! Of course, it is rather hard to leave with these darn ball and chain things hooked to our legs.
~Lisa Co9T
OMC!
That is just plain wrong.
But I have heard whispers that our staff are abandoning us for a few days next month. But we'll have part-time staff coming that we like and who feed us lots.
If you want to come live with us, I'm sure our staff would feed you ham. We also get lots of stinky goodness :)
Hi Huffle! We are so sorry your mom and dad are leaving you again. We would love to have you move in here but well, our mom is so bad about blog visiting lately we doubt it would be too fun for you - plus we very rarely have ham (mom just started to like it recently). But still, we would love to have you!!
Humans! Our Mummy and Daddy like to go away a lot, too... They just whisk us off to the pet hotels and off they go!
We are used to it, but we don't approve!!!
Purrrr
We adore ham and chicken and beef and pastrami and all good things. There's plenty to go about - no matter what Au says - so please feel free to come and stay with us until your humans learn better ways.
Huffle, you can come live on our island! We got lots of room...and you can have ham anytime you want!!
Oh-noooooes!
Again??
Hmmm...
Are you planning another "Zim-Trip"?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
We are pro-ham all the way for you Huffle. Please head right over!
That is Just. Not. Right. I'll bet your did not give them permission.
Poor Huffle, but I'm afraid I can't indict your mum, I think she is pretty fantastic (thanks for the help)!
I hope they are going somewhere exotic and wonderful. You are always welcome here but you would have to put up with the crowd of four :-)
Weren't your humans away not that long ago?! Sheesh!
I'm afraid you would not be happy here, Huffle - the humans here do not eat ham. Or beef either.
Huffle, we just don't understand how your folks could abandon you like that. pfft! Vacation, smacation - it's all about us kitties!
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie
Huffle, we would like to apply to be your new family. We have great windows for bird and squirrel watching. A small but vibrant garden for you to lounge in. Plenty of sunny spots and several good meat markets for purchasing ham!
hey Huffle Mawson,
Perhaps you can stop time? You are a smart kitty, figure out a way to keep them from going. Pretend you are sick? Who would leave a sick kitty?!
Ham is marvelous! But since my human is a vegetarian, I don't get ham. How unfair is that?! Plus, she loves live piggies. So, no ham for you!
Suka
This abandonment is happening far too often! You are most welcome to camp here, if you can get yourself a good boat or flight...
I hope your recruitment goes well!
Sorry to hear that you're being abandoned, but here's a little suggestion to make you feel a bit better: you might want to keep an eye on your letterbox early next week. Just saying.
We would have offered, Huffle, but guess what? #1 is abandoning us again, also in two weeks' time!
Huffle, maybe woo should plan your own secret adventure like last time. then woo could go interview families fur a prospective new home.
jack & moo
PS - we love ham.
And I thought my mom was gone a lot! I hope you have someone good to take care of you.
Mom says any help is appreciated. You can email us a sweetpraline@sc.rr.com
There is a ham in our cold box, RIGHT NOW! Come on over.
Dear Huffle,
It's the boys gang at our house except for our Mom. She's really good so we put up with her. She feeds us noms twice a day and always has ham in the frig. She sleeps in the recliner so we get the bed to ourselves. She says that's changing soon, but we don't believe her.
Winter is coming here so you will need to bring your winter coat if you choose to come live with us.
We would apply to be your new family but our Beans are no better.
Huffle dear, feel free to stop over any time if you get lonely.
Huffle!! How can anyone possibly leave a sweet kitty like you????
Guess they will owe you BIG time when they get back!
Naturally, you will have no lack of offers ;) heehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
Do you have passport?
I think that qualifies as animal abuse!
Oh, and we LOVE ham here! We now get some every evening with our dinner!
Although, I'm not real sure how safe you would be here.
Holly
Woo know MY khredentials...
I'll see woo soon!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Come and stay with me!!! We could have such fun while your parents are away....
Awwwww Huffle, you can come live with us anytime you like. Mummy likes to go away too though but at least the hooman brother and sister stay here and look after us. We get lots of ham too cause the hoomas take sarnies to work.
Huff, that's awful! How could they? Yoo can stay wiv us anytime ~ as a fully fledged adopted sibling. We love ham and will ALWAYS share wiv yoo.
Huffle - I feel your pain sister. At least you're not being packed off to fat camp like me.
Will you tell your mum that I posted the pashima she had the winning bid on for Sammy and Andy today (20th Nov) and was told it would be 3-5 working days.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Poor Huffle. Guess you are just moving in with Zimmie.
Oooh no's Huffle! You are most welcome here tho! We have lots of hams and beefs and even chickens! Its furry cold right now, but you dont have to go outside, you can snuggle up against the heater on da fuzzy bed!
Da Kittys
Why, a day without ham is like a day without sunshine! (How's that?)
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