Mum was out taking photos of me in the garden the other day. She said I was being difficult and could I please move, but I didn't want to.
This is where I was sitting:
And that is why the left side of this photo is a bit blown out. I was in the shade and because I am black, mum needs to reduce the shutter speed to let enough light in to take my photo. Which means the sunny bits are blindingly bright.
If your eyes have glazed over, I'm sorry, the pupparazzi made me say it.