Saturday, March 13, 2010

Disaster of EPIC proportions

I have just found out that in two weeks, my mum and dad are going away on holidays and leaving me alone for ONE WHOLE MONTH! How can they do this to me?

Oh sure, Uncle Heath is coming to stay with me and look after me while they're gone, but he doesn't know how to help me blog. What if he forgets to buy me ham? Does he know about the red dot game? Will he remember the bedtime routine?

And I hope mum and dad have told him the rules of this house!

Rule #1: Huffle is in charge.
Rule #2: see Rule #1.

This is terrible. What am I going to do?

42 comments:

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

This is already going bad. After all, no picture of Huffle in this post! Do you want to come stay with us? We will try our hardest not to chase you.

Steve

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh, Huffle!! This is so terrible. We can't be without you for an entire month!! Do your hoomins realize this?

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

We had better send a rescue party! Or daily deliveries of ham?

The Paw Relations said...

Oh noes! A whole month without you Huffle? This holiday stuff should be banned.

Love Meow said...

Oh no! One month is too long. I am sure Uncle Heath is a really cool guy, but you gotta make sure he knows the rules.

Hope uncle Heath will help you blog because we need you here!

Sweet Praline said...

Get your mom and dad to leave a detailed list for him! We can't do without Huffle for a whole month!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

What are you going to do???
What are WE going to do without our Huffle fix for a whole month :o
You can spend the time getting your Uncle trained to Huffle style ;) hahaha
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

The OP Pack said...

How will we survive without Huffle for a whole month? We do like the name Heath very much so we are hoping your Uncle Heath is very nice to you and brings lots of ham. Try to teach him how to blog so we can see you at least a few times.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

The Army of Four said...

Huffle! This is horrid! You must come stay with us! You can have both of the guest rooms and private bath upstairs - at the end of the catwalk. How appropriate is that?!!? You can hang out with us, do some snoozervising, balconize with us out on the deck, take cat naps, all kinds of cool stuff!
Think it over!
Play bows,
Zim

Kea said...

OMC, Huffle! This truly is awful! A whole month? How can your humans leave you for a month?! We just can't believe it. It's too terrible to contemplate. :-O

Danielle said...

*sniff, sniff* I'm going to miss you Huffle! This is not good, not good AT ALL. I think you should be a bad kitty the whole time to get revenge on them. Scratch furniture, eat the humans food, etc. But try to be nice to your Uncle. He'll be the one feeding you after all. MOL

TK said...

Oh nose!
How could they do that? Don't they know "WHO YOU ARE?"

You can come stays with us Huffle, we would has a grand time. My mommy knows all about ham and red-dot game.
Poor little Huffle.

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Wooo Huffle! I think your maw better make a video and list on how to do things da Huffle way befur dey go. Dis way der won't be any questions.

Husky kisses,
Biloxi

Twinkietinydog said...

It is indeed a disaster of epic proportions. What are we going to do?
Twinkie

Jacqueline said...

We can't imagine life without you for a whole month, Huffle...Our Mom says you are welcome to come stay with us; we would love to have you and we would have so much fun together...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

OH NOSE! A Whole month of NO HUFFLE?!? We don't like this one bit!

Cats in Trees said...

You forgot Rule #3: when in doubt, rule #1 applies.

Not so sure about this holiday-thing you hear so much about. What if Photoguy decides to try that?

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

We'll see how tough a khat woo are!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

May I suggest you come over here and stay with me for the month? *RUMBLEwish*

Misha said...

Whaaaaat? Your beans make a bad habit of doing this, Huffle. You need to whip them into shape!

Margaret said...

Does Uncle Heath have a nice lap? Make sure he knows where the special treats are.
Cat Mandu

The Island Cats said...

Holy moly! A whole month??!? How could they do this to you!! We're thinking a huge house trashing party is in order!

Busby and Raymond said...

Wow, a whole month? It's nice for your humans but we will sure miss our daily dose of Huffle!

meowmeowmans said...

Oh no! A whole month without our Huffle? What will we do?

Stella said...

Here is an easy solution to this matter. Your Mom takes a month off to do what she wishes and your Dad stays home with you. Then when your Mom comes back, your Dad can take off for HIS month. Uncle Whosiz can just stay home!

Your welcome for this super idea!

Kisses,
Stella

MoMo said...

Tragic occurrence but all too familiar. Maybe your parents can groom Uncle Heath re blogging?

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh! For a whole month??
Yes! Disaster!
Sure I hope your mom leaves a list of all the things (HAM) you need and he does not forget it!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

WHAT!!!! Somebody better hurry up and show Uncle Heath how to blog, and then we can remind him about all that stuff.
Your pals, M&M

Forever Foster said...

Oh Huffle, you poor thing! This simply will not do!

Gandalf, Grayson, Whitey and Gracie said...

Them's some mighty fine rules, Huffle!

Mom keeps saying she wishes it was this year that she was going to Italy for a month.

Cory said...

I'm in shock...how can this happen. A whole month? I'm meowless...

Furkidsmom said...

A Month? That's terrible! We can't wait a whole month to see you. Can you teleport over to us?

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Batu said...

OMG - I have heard similar whisperings in my house too - vicki and paul are apparently leaving 8 April for one whole month too and I am off to my pet Resort......
Make sure you tell Unc Heath who is in charge!@!!!!

TK said...

Hi Huffle, thanks for stopping by to sees the list of kitteh-go-bags.
We just wanted to tell you that daddy not lets mommy watch movies like "The Road", cause it makes her a little more nuts than she already is about planning.
Him sais she has to keeps her plannings confined to realistic potential happenings.
Heh!

The Army of Four said...

Woo, Huffs. I just tagged you in a game, if you'd like to play.
Luv,
Dave, Zim's big brother

PS: I hope your uncle gives you a lot of ham.

Eric and Flynn said...

We know just how you feel Huffle. We have got Gallivanting Beans too. Don't they know how wrong it is to just desert us like that? Our Beans are leaving us at the end of next month for four weeks.

Sparkle said...

OMC! This is horrible news! How could your humans do that to you? Mine would never go away for that long (or at least she had BETTER NOT). It sounds like Uncle Heath may have a lot of learning to do. Definitely an epic dilemma here!

The Bumpass Hounds said...

Hey Huffle,
Say it isn't so Joe. Say it isn't so. Didn't your mom and dad just get back from visiting the northwest coast and going to America and Canada just before that trip. How much vacation time do they get each year? They've gone more places than our dad and he was in the Navy for 20 years and a pilot at that. How unfair to you and to the rest of us around the entire world. We are in no less than major despair at this news.
- TBH&K

Simba said...

A month of holiday is a long time for you to be without them and unable to blog. Maybe you can get your Mum to do some posts for you in advance, or to post for you from where they are on holiday. Here's hoping. At least your Uncle Heath will be staying with you so you will not b e alone.

Fin said...

What is wrong with your people?! Jeez! Another World tour?

Freya's Staff said...

Oh Huffle! I really feel for you! We'll all miss you!

Cliff and Olivia said...

Oh no, that's awful. A month is a long time, but you'll have fun with Uncle Heath - if he learns the rules ;-)