In our backyard, there is a wall that separates the rest of garden from the bit with the water tanks. Apparently they are "not pretty enough" to be visible all the time. Whatever.
My point is, the deck covers most of the yard but behind this wall, there is concrete. And it gets very toasty and warm in the morning so I like to go out there and roll around.
Then the pupparazzi finds me and takes a bazillion photos. Hmpf.