Grumpy Monday

This is what I say to all those visitors yesterday who did not bring me any presents.



Pffft!

Sunday Shenanigans

Thankfully this is the last photo of that batch that mum took with the weird exposure settings.



Mind you, I think this is a cool photo of me. My white whisker really stands out!

Extra special super dooper announcement

Dearest pups and kitties, I have a very special announcement to make. I'm sure you have all read my interviews in the past with the lovely Gerri, who makes Happy Hearts cookies. Click here, here and here if you want to check out the interviews again, or if you haven't seen them before.

But the most exciting thing is this: Gerri has made some new cookies, and they are called the Huffle Cookie! That's right, they're named after me! They are shaped like a cat (like me!) and are very very tasty. You should all check out the website and get your people to order you your very own Huffle cookies!

Finally Friday

It's Friday and a nice day here, everypup and everykitty. Mum and dad have got some people coming over to visit on Sunday so I hope they remember to bring me a present!



I hope you all have a great weekend!

Hiding

This is me hiding behind the big pot that holds the lime tree.



Really, I'm just waiting for one of those evil birds to make a move so I can grab it.



I can be very patient.

Wordless Wednesday

Toes on Tuesday

The other day when it wasn't raining I was hanging out on the deck and enjoying some sunshine on my furs. I decided I could lean against the bench seat except I was a bit closer than I thought, and I ended up like this.



So now you all get to see my back paws.

Monday Close Up

Today I thought I would be nice and let the pupparazzi take a close up photo of me.



There's no point fighting it, they just follow me around anyway. At least this way I get to have a nap sooner rather than later.

Performance Review

It's time for my mum's annual performance review.

Quantity of output: mum does help me post daily, except when she and dad leave me alone and go on holidays. I give her three paws for being mostly good about this.

Quality of output: aside from bothering me with the flashy beast on an all too regular basis, I think she does okay with what goes on my blog. Although sometimes it takes a while to post awards and tags. Two paws.

Client Pawticipation: I have my very own email address so four paws up for this one

Pawticipation II: I hardly ever participate in competitions and contests because someone always forgets. One paw for this.

Client Satisfaction: I usually get over 30 comments per post so I hope that means my friends are happy with our efforts. Three paws.

Overall Rating: I give mum three paws up for helping me blog. We've been at this a while and we usually post every single day so that's a lot of work for us. Really, she could improve by giving me more ham and roast chicken. Something to aim for next year!

Evil birds

See them? They're up there, laughing at me.

Useful tools in the garden

Hey, has anyone noticed this wall here before?



I think it could be a useful tool!



Oh yeah, that's the ticket! A perfect chin scratching post.



I'll have to remember this.

Thursday on the balcony

This is a slightly old photo, as you can see from the green edge of the photo.



Those are weeds, by the way.

Also, dad is not doing a good job of keeping my balcony clean! Those tiles are meant to be yellow!

Wordless Wednesday

Disguise

Those evil birds are at it again. But I have devised a new plan.



I am going to sit here under these bushes where they can't see me, and when they come and sit in front of me I will jump on them!

I'll be under here if anycat or anypup is looking for me.

Solidarity

On Saturday, my bestest friend Zimmie's mum emailed my mum a photo of him helping to turn down the bed and claimed he was being naughty. Naughty! Can you believe it?

So, mum-o-Ao4, I am posting this picture of me helping to turn down our bed to prove to you that Zimmie was NOT being naughty.



Naughty. I never heard anything so ridiculous in my life.


(me, admiring my handiwork)

A present for Huffle Mawson

A few weeks ago, my friends Fui and Suey had a tipping competition for the Australia NRL Grand Final. Fui's team the Parramatta Eels were playing my team, the Melbourne Storm. We had to guess who would win. I guessed right (of course it was the Melbourne Storm!) so Fuey and Sui made a donation to the RSPCA on my behalf, and sent me a little present, which mum just picked up from the post office yesterday.

Look, an envelope addressed specially to me!

And inside was a donation card, a special note from Fui and Suey, and a packet of temptations!

Thanks kitties, you are the best!

Surprised

Oh hi! I didn't see you there.



Want to come over and hang out on the deck with me?

Parsley Pot activities

I have discovered that the parsley pot is just the right height for accessing tasty cat grass that I can't reach from the ground.

Thursday on the balcony

It's been really hot here pups and kitties. Hot for days. So hot all I can do is sit out on my balcony and snoozervise the street.

It's a tough life.

Nearly Wordless Wednesday

Huffle Mawson, jungle panther!

Sitting pretty on Tuesday

About three seconds after this photo was taken, I turned around and attacked Sardinie, which you can see sitting behind me. He was sent to me by Mrs Shelli, mum to my BFF Tia!

Monday learnings

Mum always tells me off when I jump on the coffee table, and says things like, "get down Huffle, you know you're not allowed up there". BUT then she goes and gets the flashy beast to take a photo.

So what's a cat supposed to do?

Doing some gardening

Whatever mum says, don't believe her, it is NOT my fault this plant is dying.



I had nothing to do with it. I blame mum for being a lousy gardener.

Tagged!

My friend Sakura from Romania tagged me last week to play this game. I am to post one funny photo and one serious photo. So here is my funny photo:

And here is my serious photo:

Sakura also gave me this lovely award! Isn't that lovely? And for once there are no rules attached to it!

I would like to share this with my best friend Zimmie and the Army of Four, Phantom and Thunder at the Chronicle of Woos, Sitka, Tia and Cornelia Marie, and Steve, Kat and Wilbur.

Friday Hissy Fit

Get away, evil pupparazzi!



A cat never gets any peace in this house. I was just changing the channel to watch Big Cat Diary, when the pupparazzi showed up. Get away from me!

By the way, did you see me on Wendy's LOL spot yesterday? Go have a look!

Cat Mint

I have been doing some quality control testing on my cat mint here.



I'm surprised how tasty it is!

Hey - I'm featured on Wendy's LOLspot today! Check me out!

Wordless Wednesday

Melbourne Cup Day

Today is Cup Day in Melbourne. That means that lots of people go to the races:

and cheer until they can't talk any more for their horse to win:
but I'll just be staying home. It's a public holiday for my mum and dad, but I don't think they're doing anything special. Melbourne Cup is the richest horse race in Australasia - the winner gets something like two million dollars. Think of all the ham you could buy with that!

Yummy

Does anyone else think these look really tasty?

Sundays with Huffle Mawson

Sundays are for being lazy in my house. Well, mum and dad are going out today but I'll be staying here, lazing on the deck or on the bed. I can't get out on the balcony when mum and dad are not home, they shut the door. Isn't that rude?

So I'll be doing some snoozervising, like this. Happy Sunday everyone!