Friday, April 24, 2009

The Tragic Demise of Mr Mouse

Remember when my best friend Zimmie sent me Mr Mouse for a bodyguard? Well he did a good job for a long time but something terrible has happened to him!
You might think he looks okay in that photo above, but check this one out!
He has a big hole in his bottom! It's even worse from this angle:
He looks like all his gizzards are falling out.

I have no idea how this happened. Really. Now you can see why I had to appoint Bazza as my bodyguard. He's been in training this week and will start protective detail on Monday. I hope he does a good job. And I hope he's not scared off by these pictures of Mr Mouse!

36 comments:

The OP Pack said...

You need to send Mr. Mouse to AO4 Mom - she is quite skilled in the mending department. We are sure she can fix Mr. Mouse - he did a much better job than Bazza appears to be doing.

Better still, can you please bring it directly to her and then stop by for a visit here?

Woos, the OP Pack

Turbo the Sibe said...

thing seem to be very rough over on your side of the world!

The Army of Four said...

I swear, I had NOTHING to do with that!!! Sure, I tested the Wubba Zim sent you, but Mom wouldn't let me NEAR Mr. Mouse!
Love,
Ammy

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, those photos of Mr. Mouse would sure scare us from bodyguarding you. What kind of enemies do you have? They are evidently very powerful.

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

It likes something in Mr. Mouse ruptured. I hope you don't eat the same food as him because it could be tainted.

Meow,
Wilbur

Percy the Cat said...

Oh dear, poor mouse. Pandora's favourite mouse is looking very similarly, and mum hasn't fixed him yet.

Kathryn and Ari said...

Methinks Ammy doth protest too much. In our experience, the demise of stuffed toys is ALWAYS caused by a husky. I'm just sayin'. . .

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Is that one of those gland 'thingie' issues he had?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

barb said...

Hmmm. Mr. Mousie seems to have had an unfortunate encounter. The sooner you get Bazza trained, the better.

Stella said...

Too bad about Mr. Mouse, but he can be fixed easily. Ao4s Mom or my Mom, either one can put him right in no time.

Do they sell bells over there in OZ, Huffle? I have been thinking about the Silent Bazza, and you should also get some bells to attach to him, so if anyone attacks him, you would hear it immediately. I am only interested in your well being.

Kisses,
Stella

PinkynAsh said...

Wow something tried to nibble his booty off. be careful Huffle, and train Bazza well. We have an award for you too.

Cyber-sibes said...

There must be going around today -- Holly's poor brother Samuel has a hole in his butt today too!

These things surely won't happen once Bazza's on the job.

Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Yikes!!!! Mr Mousie is a gonner alright!!! Good thing Bazza is bigger ;) We hope that means he will stand up to rougher treatment,heehee
We are also sorry about Cats With Blogs!!! Evil people! WE send them fleas!!!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

PeeEss: Thanks for the purrs. The Vet said things are in early stages and I am hopeful :)
Mickey

Pemberley: said...

Hello Huffle! You're blog is truly lovely! Puuurrrrsssss...

Sitka, Tia, & Cornelia Marie said...

Wow! That Mr. Mouse had a blow out, MEOW!!!!
Meows,
Tia

Misha said...

Maybe he just did a really big poop? I'm sure you had nothing to do with whatever happened to his bottom. :)

Fin said...

Sob! Not Mr Mouse!!

Tucker, Daisy and Leo said...

Now Huffle, you couldn't have any anything to do with Mr. Mouse's demise, right.

Tucker, Daisy and Leo

P.S. from Leo-They made me say it.

The Bumpass Hounds said...

Mr.use sure got his butt ripped. Is he in the Army? Army people are always getting there butts ripped. We don't think a bandage will help Mr. Mouse; Butt stiches might. (get it? Butt stitches.
- TBH

Sweet Praline said...

Good thing you have a body guard around!

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Is Mr. Mouse's "issue" fatal or did he have to go see a specialist?

Princess Eva

C said...

My! After he trains we thinks the bodyguard might need a bodyguard!

Milo and Alfie said...

poor Mr Mouse - he musta fought very bravely to protect you to haff got such a wound in his bum. We hope you get him mended - at the very least he deserves a happy retirement wiv his bum intact.

Thank you for wishing me happy birthday too!

Milo

Batu said...

Mr Mouse still looks cuddly. I hope he will be put out to pasture and retired nicely....somewhere that you can still visit and thank him for all his good bodyguard work....

Forever Foster said...

Were those injuries sustained in the line of duty?! Mr. Mouse, we never knew you were so hard core! :O

Parker said...

Wow - poor guy, he needs some TLC!

Angus Mhor said...

Gee whiz, Huffle-huffle. It's dangerous being your bodyguard! What was Mr. Mouse guarding your body from? Is there more than one of them? Do they travel much?

Joey said...

Poor Mr. Mouse.

Your pal,
Joey

Cliff and Olivia said...

Oh no, a hole in the bottom. What a tragedy. Will Mr. Mouse go to a retirement home?

The Thundering Herd said...

So many jokes ran through our minds that we are paralyzed.

P.S. - Our verification word is Kings. The boys sure are happy.

Holly said...

Hmmmm, looks like you really might have some Husky in you!!! The same thing seems to happen to a lot of Khady's toys!

Holly

Tibby said...

Hi Huffle!
That poor Mr. Mouse! I hope Bazza will do a good job for you!
:) Tibby

pughy said...

Oh poor poor mousie, you need to get your mum with the sewing thingy to save him.

At least you have Bazza


Hugs GJ x

The Island Cats said...

Mr. Mouse needs some surgery...

A Few Good Cats said...

Hey, Mr. Mouse knew the job was dangerous when he took it. He did his best, and now someone else is taking over the job. Don't blame yourself... it couldn't be helped.

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrrr Huffle
sorry to see the end of a great mouse Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate