Friday, May 9, 2008

Bed Domination Rule #3

In order to properly dominate the bed, send mum away for a night. Then sleep in the middle. Dad will not take over the rest of the bed because he doesn't want to squash you. Bed domination achieved!

It works really well when you spread out in the middle of the bed and sleep the "wrong" way around. Then you can really take over.

Mum has been away for two days with work. Did she bring me any new mouses from this "work"? No! Honestly, I don't know where I'm going wrong with her. And this morning she picked up all the mouses I have strategically placed around the house and put them away. Don't worry, by the time she gets home later today they will be back where they belong... spread around the house where everyone can admire them (except Salvador, he is not allowed to play with my mouses).

3 comments:

Holly said...

Too bad you aren't bigger, like me. Then you can take up the WHOLE bed! Good try though!!

We like to leave toys strung all over the yard. Then dad has to go around and pick them up when how mows the grass. We have a toy box in the house so mom keeps our toys in there.

Holly

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Thank you so much for the offer of help with Charlie - it is very much appreciated.

Love

Brooke (Opy's mum)

The Army of Four said...

You are REALLY my kind of kitty, Huffle!
Tail wags,
Storms