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Thursday, December 24, 2009

How to deal with the pupparazzi

The other day I was minding my own business lying in the garden bed, dreaming about the evil birds, when the pupparazzi showed up.
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So I yelled at them and told them to go away.
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Only, that didn't work, so I quietly showed them my claws and all of a sudden, no pupparazzi. I wonder why.
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45 comments:

  1. Sweet PurrfectionsDecember 24, 2009 at 7:35 AM

    Those are some wicked looking claws.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 24, 2009 at 7:49 AM

    Shoot...we'd run too at the sight of those massive (yey pristine) claws!!! If we can't get around...want to wish you and your family a Meowy Chrismouse!!!

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  3. The WhiskerattiDecember 24, 2009 at 7:57 AM

    Hmmm.... those claws are pretty ferocious! Excellent work, Huffle.

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  4. JasmimDecember 24, 2009 at 8:06 AM

    these claws scare any paparazzi!

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  5. DaisyDecember 24, 2009 at 8:36 AM

    Showing your teeths and clawrs is a great strategy, Huffle!

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  6. AnonymousDecember 24, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    are woo related to sean penn??
    ~wags-n-wiggles~
    wild dingo

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  7. AnonymousDecember 24, 2009 at 10:35 AM

    We think that's 5 good reasons for them to leave! Cool. We like the teeths too...they're awesome.

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  8. Catline CrewDecember 24, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    Those teeth and claws would scare us.

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  9. Fambly kittensDecember 24, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    We are thinkin' that your paws 'n claws got the message out to the puparazzzi loud and clear! WOWZA!

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  10. D.K. WallDecember 24, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    Woo - we are out of here for sure.

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  11. Mickey's MusingsDecember 24, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    WOW!!!!!! Pawsome claws!!!!!!
    Scaring the puparazzi!! hahahahahaha
    MERRY CHRISTMAS to all your family !!
    Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

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  12. AnonymousDecember 24, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    Wow...what a header! When I clicked the link to your blog, I didn't expect to see such magnificence! You are beautiful!

    I am here because Mercury, one of the humans that I live with loves cats! I too am the cat-loving kind of dog...so I hope that you'll allow me to be your friend. (Those claws...I mean...they do scare me a bit.)

    A Merry Christmas to you and your humans:)

    Licks and Wags,
    Oorvi

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  13. Sónia MendesDecember 24, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    My, what big claws you have and teeth too. Mery Christmas Huffle.

    Feline kisses from Gotchi

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  14. Cats in treesDecember 24, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    Those are some mighty claws.

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  15. DanielleDecember 24, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    I think the pupparazzi retreated was because of the claws! They are a mighty fine peice of craft. Maybe the birdies would retreat if they saw your claws.

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  16. StellaDecember 24, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    This pupparazzi you speak of, is this anyone besides your Mom taking pics of you. If so, how do they get into your garden?

    If its somebody else taking pics, the toofers and the claws ought to do it, if its your Mom, you are wasting your time . She is gonna take pics when she wants to period.

    Kisses,
    Stella, just sayin' how it is.

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  17. KateDecember 24, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    My dog Huffle! You left me shaking in my boots (If I had boots). Those are some nasty looking fangs and claws!!!!!!!!

    I better be very careful.

    Your pal Koda

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  18. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥December 24, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    Hmmmmm, think those claws are just what you need to chase them away.

    Happy Holidays to you and your family.

    Woos, Phantom and Thunder

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  19. Just DuckyDecember 24, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    They know when to leave before they get all scratched up.

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  20. NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog!December 24, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    Khan woo feel me shaking 'round The World?

    Those Fangs!
    Those Khlaws!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  21. Angel Gracie=^o.o^=December 24, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    Wow, what big claws you have, no birdie would be safe once you had your sights set on getting them.

    I am having trouble sending you your VSquillion. Your request has been completed but the yahoo monster isn't letting it go through. If you could email me at:
    gracie1915@yahoo.com
    then I can send to you I bet. I would like to get to you so you would have your VSquillion for Christmas.
    Thanks.

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  22. SophieKittyDecember 24, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    The claws with that look is very menacing. And effective!

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  23. LorenzaDecember 24, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    Huffle!
    That is a pawesome way to deal with the pupparazzi!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  24. SukaDecember 24, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    hey Huffle Mawson,

    You scare me!

    I am happy you found out a way to rid yourself of those bothersome pupparazzi! But...how will we ever see photos of you again since you scared them all off? I wonder what Huffle withdrawl will feel like?

    Suka

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  25. The Island CatsDecember 24, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    Wow! We woulda ran too if we saw those claws!!

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  26. MishaDecember 24, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    If you weren't so cute, I'd be scared!

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  27. Ozark Mountain CatsDecember 24, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    Meowy Christmas to you! Becareful wif those claws. You don't want to scare Santa claws.

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  28. Olivia si TudorDecember 24, 2009 at 7:50 PM

    Very funny! :)

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  29. Goldie, Shade and BansheeDecember 24, 2009 at 9:49 PM

    Yikes! If those claws and teeth don't do the trick, you are in trouble!!

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  30. ParkerDecember 24, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    Huffle, you sure know how to get your "point" across!
    HaHaHaHaHa!
    Holiday smoochies!

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  31. VickiDecember 24, 2009 at 11:25 PM

    I am so impressed with how you handled this Huffle!

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  32. Forever FosterDecember 24, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    We don't blame the pups for leaving you alone after that display or ferociousness.

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  33. The Florida FurkidsDecember 25, 2009 at 12:51 AM

    We think those teeth and big claws would scare anybuddy!!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  34. JeannieDecember 25, 2009 at 2:42 AM

    Wow those are some pawsome claws! You have figured out how to use them wisely.

    Have a Merry Christmas Huffle. I know you will be warm and toasty "down under".

    Dusty.

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  35. Purrfect HavenDecember 25, 2009 at 2:51 AM

    good grief! claws to die by...
    Yours admiringly, Darcy and Bingley

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  36. Memories of Eric and FlynnDecember 25, 2009 at 4:03 AM

    The purrparazzi are sensible not to argue with those claws.

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  37. SakuraDecember 25, 2009 at 4:35 AM

    Happy Christmas!
    :)

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  38. Poppy QDecember 25, 2009 at 6:22 AM

    Wow, Huffle have you been sharpening them on the furniture? They look dangerous!!

    Merry Christmas my Aussie friend.

    Julie and Poppy Q
    xxxxxxxxxx

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  39. AnonymousDecember 25, 2009 at 6:46 AM

    Ver scary Huffle! Happy Holidays to a ferocious kitty!

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  40. AnonymousDecember 25, 2009 at 7:11 AM

    The Claws, the claws!! Very impressive Heff!

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  41. The Army of FourDecember 25, 2009 at 8:33 AM

    MAN, how I wish I could do that with my claws! That is AWESOME!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  42. oldwhiteladyDecember 26, 2009 at 7:41 AM

    We loved that marvelous story. Those pictures are terrific. We thought your teeth and claws look sharp and dangerous. We don't blame the pupparazzi for running once you showed those beauties.

    Owl's cats.

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  43. Teri and her Stylish Adventure Cats December 26, 2009 at 6:57 PM

    Wow, you sent them scurrying for cover...wild thang!

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  44. Cliff and OliviaDecember 29, 2009 at 9:39 PM

    Vicious. We like that.

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  45. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    Our paparazzi would've been gone at the sight of the fangs, the claws would've have not been needed. Physical violence threats work wonders.
    - TBH&K

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